Probably smog from all the motorcycles.Įxplosion….another poor urinal cake meets it’s maker. I don’t think that’s an explosion, I think that’s the sun barely shining through the extremely yellow atmosphere. Standing guy looks like he’s about to add some more yellow. UAI must have gotten a good deal on yellow paint that week. I’m glad the “yellow” tag is here, because… wow. “You boys looking for a good time? I have what you want right here.” “Futuretrack 5” sounds just like those crappy pop-music compilation tapes they churned out in the 80s…īiker: I’m not going to give a ride to someone wearing a stormtrooper helmet. “Some say…He once posed for the cover art on Futuretrack 5…We simply know him as…Well, OK, not The Stig, but some guy who really, really wanted to be him.”īudget cuts really hit Top Gear hard this year…. Red Helmet: Luke, I have something to tell you… Green Helmet: No you’re not, the guy behind me is! “Sorry, I only have room for one member of Daft Punk on my motorcycle.” “Lusty bikers – trapped in a world of yellow smog!” Why have The Stig’s shoulders grown up and swallowed his neck?… And why are those people sitting on the Pilot from Farscape? This makes the “The Lies That Bind” cover look like the “I Sing the Body electric” cover.ĭangit, it’s a sci-fi book, the cover needs to be awesome! Or at least deranged and unintentionally amusing! “Hey, maybe they always wear helmets because they they are space bikers, in space, or some– Oh, wait, that’s a tire.” TOP GEAR’s The Stig meets BABYLON FIVE’s 5 meets… Mickey Mouse’s trousers? I suppose it’s possible glove-twiddler will remove the helmet to reveal - gasp - an attractive young woman with perfectly brushed hair.īiker 1: Hey guys, want to see something that goes faster than your bike *ziiiiiiip*
“Geez, I’m trying to have a slash in peace here!”īabylon 5 called. The artist, with the chap in green, has convincingly captured the fear all bikers feel when The Mystic Bike Shagger appears and starts to undo his belt.
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